Dear Jerxy: Magician/Audience Balance

Dear Jerxy: For the past few months I’ve been incorporating a lot more story-centric/audience-centric pieces in the the tricks I perform and I’ve been enjoying the different types of reactions I’m getting from these. Is there a particular proportion of audience-centric to magician-centric effects you like to have in your repertoire? Or do you not worry about that?

Signed,
Seeking the Right Balance in San Francisco

Dear Seeking: First, some quick definitions for newer readers.

Magician-Centric Magic: Is when the trick is (supposedly) achieved due to the magician’s skills or “powers” or abilities. This might be a legitimate skill - “Watch how I stack a winning poker hand in just three shuffles.” A legitimate-sounding, but fake skill - “I know where the coin is by reading your body language.” Or a more obviously fictional power - “With the wave of my hand, I can change the 3 of Hearts into your card, the Ace of Diamonds.”

Audience-Centric or Story-Centric Magic or Experience-Centric Magic: Is when the magician is showing something but not taking credit for it. Since magic tricks are inherently magician-centric, to not take credit for it the magician will have to create some alternative story for why what’s happening is happening. And in the process of crafting that story, the audience’s role should change from just watching a demonstration or a “show,” to one where they’re playing a more active role, even if the magician is still guiding the experience along.

Most magic is performed in the Magician-Centric style. That’s just the default that exists when people watch magic. If a dollar bill changes to $100, unless you come up with some sort of story about why this isn’t because of something you’ve done, then they’re going to give you the credit. That’s how magic works with people in this century.

To explain where I am now with incorporating these two different modes of performing, I’ll tell you the journey I took.

Phase One - All Magician-Centric

For the first couple of decades that I was interested in magic, I performed almost everything in a Magician-Centric style. That’s how most tricks are written up and performed by others, so that was what I knew. I didn’t even really consider there to be another way to perform. Magic was synonymous with “pretending you have a power that you don’t really possess.”

Phase Two - 95% Magician-Centric, 5% Audience-Centric

In the mid-2000s, I found myself really appreciating tricks where I wasn’t the focus of the effect—tricks where it wasn’t a demonstration of my own power. Or tricks like Chad Long’s Shuffling Lesson where the magician is knocked down a peg by the spectator. That type of trick felt really good to me and I would collect them whenever I came across them. But still, these tricks felt like an exception to how magic should be presented. And so I didn’t really strive to find as many different ways as possible for how to pull focus from the magician because these types of tricks still felt like anomalies to me.

But as I incorporated more and more into my repertoire I realized the strength of these routines. To whatever extent people have a negative view of magicians, it’s largely built around the Magician-Centric performance mode. “I can do something you can’t do,” is not an attitude that garners a lot of love. And it comes off even more ridiculous when people know you’re pretending to be able to do something they can’t do. Magician-Centric magic can very easily come off as an exercise in validation-seeking. In fact, for adults, it’s probably more likely to come off as that. As an amateur performer, if you’re not performing for someone who is predisposed to like you, it can seem more like “showing off” than entertainment. And after a while, even the people who do like you can get sick of “entertainment” that is built around the idea of how special you are.

And what I was finding at this time was that Audience-Centric magic seemed to prevent a lot of the negative assessments people had toward magic. They didn’t need to believe the Audience-Centric premise. You could blame what was happening on a “magic crystal.” Just the fact that you weren’t actively taking credit for it interrupted people’s knee-jerk reaction to see the trick as an extension of your ego.

Phase Three - 95% Audience-Centric, 5% Magician-Centric

So then I pretty much switched all my tricks or presentations to be more Audience/Story-Centric, as much as possible. Some tricks don’t fit that particular mode so I mostly discarded them from my repertoire and held onto a few that I just enjoyed too much to stop doing completely.

Phase Four - Present Day

On a trick-by-trick basis, going primarily Audience-Centric worked well. But after a while I realized that, for me, trying to make almost everything I performed seem like it was coming from somewhere outside of myself made everything feel sort of disjointed. Because I was removing myself from the equation as much as possible, there wasn’t any connective tissue between everything I was showing people.

These days I try to have the tricks I perform built off the central premise that I’m someone with an interest in learning about and performing magic. So to establish that premise, about 15% of the time, the tricks I perform are standard Magician-Centric effects and presentations.

Another 35% of the tricks I perform come across as somewhat Unfinished Magician-Centric effects. These are tricks I’m actually quite confident in performing, but I perform them in a way that suggests I’m still working on them. This is, primarily, the Peek-Backstage style I’ve written about in the past. Now I’m asking for their help as I work on a trick. So instead of saying, “Ta-dah! The coin has vanished.” I would say something like, “Okay, can you see the coin still? You can’t? Really? Are you messing with me? Oh, sweet. I didn’t think that would work.”

I find that asking people to play the role of “helper” or “a second set of eyes” while you “work on something,” takes a lot of the ego out of performing. And generally it’s a lot more comfortable in social situations for someone to “help” you with something than it is for them to sit and be entertained by you.

But this type of presentation (“Help me while I work on something”) really only makes sense if they’ve seen you perform tricks in a more traditional style. They understand what you’re building towards. You’re building towards being able to perform this trick in a manner similar to the “polished” tricks they’ve seen from you in the past.

The other 50% of my material is done in the Audience-Centric mode. They know of my interest in magic. They’ve seen me perform tricks and they’ve even helped me as I worked on tricks in their early stages. They’ve seen “behind the scenes,” and now they’re seeing even further behind the scenes. They’re taking part in a process that will allow them to briefly be able to read someone’s mind. They’re joining me as an audience member for a trick a third party does over text. They’re taking part in this odd ritual I discovered while reading some old magic books. They’re following these instructions that came with this unusual game I bought while digging through stuff at this weirdo’s garage sale.

The overarching “story” that I tell through my performances is that I had an initial interest in magic when I was young, and I just held onto that interest longer and took it further than most people do. I’ve pursued it far beyond the magic section of the library and tutorial videos on youtube. And that has led to meeting some really odd people, and discovering arcane information in old books, and learning psychological principles that aren’t widely known, and joining secret societies with weird rules, and getting my hands on strange objects that seem to do the impossible. All of these things can lead to “audience-centric” premises. But they really only make sense narratively if you know that I like to do the occasional magic trick.

So that’s my current proportion:

15% - Magician-Centric, 35% Unfinished Magician-Centric, 50% Audience-Centric.

Now, not every individual person who sees me perform sees things in that proportion, that’s just what I shoot for generally as an overall balance of effects.

This ratio allows me to tell the most believable story. That story being: I like to do tricks. Which requires learning and working on tricks. Which requires branching out into these other weird areas, because that’s how you learn the stuff that you can’t find online or at the bookstore.

I want to tell a “believable” story not because I want people to believe it, but because I like the idea of a cohesive narrative that ties everything together. Just as with any other art form, a storyline that makes sense allows people to more easily get wrapped up in the fiction. I said many years ago on this site that I try to see all the tricks I show people as part of one long performance. And I see this blend of performance modes as the overarching structure for that performance.

Without my interest in magic and without me performing the occasional standard trick for them, then all the Audience-Centric presentations would come down to, “Hey I found this weird book,” “Hey, I found this weird pendulum,” “Hey, I found this weird coin.” And it quickly becomes clear this is just a way to present different magic tricks, because no one just finds all that weird stuff.

But by having these various different modes of performance, I can have each one lend credence to the others, while also deepening the mystery of everything I do. If I never took credit for anything, then they would become accustomed to me not taking credit and that becomes just the “standard” way I do magic tricks. But, if I sometimes show people a magic trick in the traditional Magician-Centric style, then that suggests that the other times—when I’m claiming it’s something outside of myself that is responsible for what we’re witnessing—that maybe there actually is something more going on there.

GLOMM Charity Auction Wrap-Up

I had an unexpected work project come up this weekend which will prevent me from putting out a full post today, but I did want to wrap up the details on the GLOMM Charity Auction which ended this weekend.

The final bid was for $2450.

We took in an additional $873 from just straight donations. For a grand total of $3323 raised for the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network. That’s considerably more than I had anticipated, so I’m very happy.

Thanks to Timon K for offering up the book at the heart of this auction.

Thanks to Bobby H, Tim T, and Michael W for providing me with some bonuses items to sweeten the pot.

Thanks to Meadow P for inspiring this and for pointing me in the direction of a worthy charity.

And finally thanks to everyone who bid on the auction or donated to through the GLOMM link to RAINN

Dustings #62

Supporters, the final issue of this volume of the newsletter will be in your email box tonight.


The GLOMM Charity Auction will end this weekend. We are currently up over $1000, with another $300 or so worth of donations on top of that. Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far.

If you’d like to bid, you can still do so until the the auction ends, which will be at some point on Sunday. Just email me with your bid.

If you’d just like to contribute to the charity and recognize the GLOMM at the same time, you can do so on this donation page.


I need your help. Could you write (or have someone else write) a word on the back of a business card and then send me a picture of it? Similar to this?

The card doesn’t have to be on the table. Someone can be holding it or it can be resting on some other surface.

What I’m looking for is ultimately about 50 different pictures, with different words, different hand-writings, and different backgrounds. So if I could get 50 of you to send along a single pic, that should be all I need.

I’ll let you know what I’m using them for when I’ve collected them all.

Ideally, there will be a variety of hand writing styles, including some traditionally more “feminine” styles. So if there’s someone in your life with that style of handwriting, maybe ask them to write the word. But don’t go out of your way to do so. We only need a few words written in that style.

I’d like a good mix of shorter, simpler words, e.g., fish or dance. As well as longer more “interesting” words like jealousy or tablecloth.

If your date of birth is ODD, submit a simpler word.

If your date of birth is EVEN, submit a more complex word.

It doesn’t matter if you forget to do this, I’m just trying to get a good mix.

Don’t try to be too clever with the word you choose.

You can email me your pic when you have it. Put BC Project in the subject line so I can easily sort out those emails.

Thanks.


I had a very unusual experience the other day.

I was sitting at a coffee shop doing some work and there were two guys next to me who were talking. This is a small coffee shop, one where if anyone is talking, everyone is pretty much included in the conversation.

One of the guys was saying he was working his way through the Brittanica Great Books of the Wester World series. Which, from what I’ve learned, is a series of 54 volumes put out in 1952 collecting everything from Plato, to Don Quixote, to The Communist Manifesto. Essentially the sort of books that I, as an intellectual lightweight, can’t make it through two pages of before I fall asleep or get up to see what kind of snacks are in the cupboard.

I truly never feel dumber than when I try and read this sort of stuff.

Anyway, they were talking about this and from there got onto Carl Jung (who doesn’t seem to be represented in that series of books, but I wasn’t following their discussion too closely). Then one of the guys said, “It’s like the ‘collective unconscious’ theory. Do you know about that? Like if there was a jar of jellybeans down at the mall and you could win a prize by guessing how many were in the jar. If you took my guess, and your guess, and Andy’s guess [he gestured over to me, even though I wasn’t taking part in the conversation], and everyone else’s guess here, and you averaged them together, you would get very close to the number of jellybeans in the jar.”

Now, look, I don’t think that’s really an example of the “collective unconscious.” I mean… maybe it is. As I said, I don’t know about smart shit. But regardless, I perked up at this conversation. Was it happening? Was it really finally happening? Was someone really broaching a topic I could do a trick with?

I said to them, “Actually, I think it’s weirder than that. Knowing the jellybeans kind of makes sense, because at least that’s something we can all assess in some way. But my understanding is that the collective unconscious works even with things we can’t perceive. Like….” I wrote something down in my notebook. I told everyone it was a 2-digit number and asked everyone in the small shop to concentrate on what the number might be. Everyone offered up their guesses and I had Evan, the barista, average them on his calculator. Surprisingly (to everyone in the room not wearing a thumbwriter) the average of their guesses (when rounded) matched the number I had written down. The power of the collective unconscious.

Now, I’m not telling you that story because it’s that brilliant of a trick. And I’m not telling you it because it’s a good example of why you should keep a thumbwriter in your bag.

I’m mentioning this because I’m thinking of all the old books and how infrequently social magic was mentioned. But when it was they would sometimes say things like, “This is a good trick for when someone brings up the subject of ESP.” As if that’s a common subject people stumble upon all the time. “Yes, I have to pick Timmy up from baseball practice. Then I’m going to the grocery story. Also, do you think ESP can be learned, or is it something you’re born with?”

Unfortunately, unless you’re hanging out with deranged lunatics who say stuff like, “I wish dollars could float,” the subjects that would easily lead into tricks are rarely brought up in normal conversation, with a couple exceptions (gambling and astrology come to mind).

This story I just told is one of the few times in my life I’ve ever been handed an “in” for a trick on a silver platter. And I’m someone who is constantly looking for opportunities to perform, and trying to capitalize on discussions happening around me. But the truth is that was one of the rare times a “natural” conversation led me right to the doorstep of a trick. Sometimes a subject will come up that will get me 60% of the way there, but I really need to give it a significant nudge to transition into a trick smoothly.

This is why I say it’s so important to let people know you’re interested in magic or “strange phenomena” or psychological quirks or long-lost rituals or unusual games. (Or all these things, as I do.) This way you don’t have to wait around for decades for an appropriate subject to come up “naturally” in conversation. You will have your “natural” opening to get into a trick when someone asks you what you’re looking into these days or when they recount a previous trick you showed them. There was certainly a time where I thought it would be cool if no one knew I did magic and I just sprung these experiences on them out of the blue when certain subjects came up, but that’s not really a viable way to perform if you’d like to perform frequently.

There’s definitely a stigma that comes with saying, “I like magic!!” So I can understand why you might want to avoid saying it that baldly. But it’s worth it to come up with some way you’re comfortable saying it in order to allow other people to open the door for more frequent performance opportunities.


Does anyone have the full-length porn this clip is from? This is all I can find online. This is right in my wheelhouse pornographically. But it’s too short and inexplicit for me to…finish…to. Thanks for any help you can provide.

Use Your Mind To See The Sudden Light

My pal, Toby H., sent me this email recently:

Strange world. Everything below sounds like some shit you'd make up for a great intro into sharing an effect.

My buddy Andrew owns and operates a little bookstore on the outskirts of Seattle. He wrote me a few weeks ago saying this weird old lady who owns the butcher shop down the street came in with a box of books from her "sister." She said sister in such a way that indicated it was unlikely there was an actual familial connection. Either way, this woman, affectionately called RED BONE by most of the people on the block, because she used to have red hair and is a butcher -- really it's cause she's a mean old bitch and nobody can stand her. I digress, Red Bone comes in with this box from her "sister," Maimie. It's full of old fortune-telling stuff. Real shut-eye stuff. Maimie lived in Helena Montana and collected this stuff from all over the country in the 1920's. She was a local legend and likely the only fortune teller in the county. People would come from all over the place to hear Maimie's fortunes. She'd write these elaborate prognostications and divinations etc. Way more elaborate than what you'd get from a gypsy lady in Brooklyn.

Anyway, my buddy sold me the lot Red Bone brought in. The highlights included some fortune-telling cards from the turn of the century. AND some hand annotated playing cards for fortune telling. Everything is in pristine condition. Quite the find.

I loved the story and the haul of goods he got. Toby was kind enough to send me the Red Bee deck which has been hand inscribed with fortunes or card meanings or something like that. It’s a great little conversation piece. And it can, of course, be used as a Hook to eventually transition into some type of effect that goes a step beyond what people might expect from some cards with pithy sayings on them.

Now, at some point I’m thinking of including these cards in a future GLOMM auction. Given that the one currently going on is poised to crack $1000 soon, it seems like something I should do again at some point in the future.

But that would mean only one person would get the joy of owning this deck. And only one person could tell the story of Red Bone and her “sister.”

So I figured I’d offer you the information that’s written on the cards so you can make your own deck, adopt the story, and use it as your own hook to create special experiences in the future.

I’d recommend going on ebay and getting your hands on an old deck. It will fit in with the story better and will likely be easier to write on. Of course a really old deck will be almost useless for many effects. Even just spreading or dealing these cards is almost impossible. But you wouldn’t need to use the actual old deck for any trick you go into. You could just use this deck as your starting point, discuss some history about it, and then transition out of it, e.g., “I’ve been reading up on this sort of stuff, just because I find it interesting, not that I believe in any of it. Oh, actually, there’s one thing I’ve been wanting to try along these lines. Hold on, let me get a deck we can work with….”

The information on the cards looks like this:

Each card has information oriented in two different directions. I think the cards have different meanings depending on which side is “up” from the perspective of the people looking at the cards.

For each card I’ll give:

  • The message in the first orientation

  • The message in the second.

Ace of Clubs

  • Fame, good job, social success. Twins of any kind.

  • A present. Advancement. A welcome visitor. Joining your true mate.

Two of Clubs

  • Good news. Good business in sight.

  • A surprise - good or bad. A rich marriage.

Three of Clubs

  • Investigate to help someone. Worry for or thru a loved one. High position for a loved one thru your help.

  • Sooner than you expect. Good luck soon by your touch. Your child or friend needs you.

Four of Clubs

  • Make an effort to carry out those good ideas. Good business in sight.

  • Stick to your course, it’s best. A splendid opportunity.

Five of Clubs

  • A trip of long duration. Interesting meeting. Avoid something unpleasant.

  • Why did you miss that chance? Repair the damage now. A short trip, then chance for action

Six of Clubs

  • Summer. A dangerous rival.

  • Months. A trip of long duration.

Seven of Clubs

  • By water route. Sunrise.

  • A sea voyage. Commercial success.

Eight of Clubs

  • Tears. Struggle with final success.

  • A winter trip. Twins of any kind.

Nine of Clubs

  • Trail, Street. Vacation

  • Adventure, romance or flirtation. Outdoor work.

Ten of Clubs

  • Good luck. Some money coming.

  • Success. Business. Money

Jack of Clubs

  • A female relative. Remove misunderstanding.

  • A female relative. Consult a doctor.

Queen of Clubs

  • Soulmate. Expected news. A letter.

  • A jealous woman. Unexpected message or letter.

King of Clubs

  • Private boss. Good person. Thrill of your life. Benefactor.

  • A good man. Confide in him. Platonic love.

Ace of Hearts

  • True love. A common sense marriage. (Marriage?)

  • Happiness, Harmony. A telephone with good news. (Children if wanted.)

Two of Hearts

  • A triangle. Girl. An aerial trip. Unfaithfulness.

  • A kiss. Boy. Happy ending. Brighter surroundings.

Three of Hearts

  • A new house with little joy. Marriage ill-advised. Don’t take a new mate now.

  • Health regained for someone near. It was for the best, now consult well and act wise. You can better your family’s outlook.

Four of Hearts

  • Romance in disguise. Happy outcome after a short trip or disturbance.

  • A re-union for better. Find happiness where it lies closest.

Five of Hearts

  • Use your natural shrewdness in the cause. Use your mind to see the sudden light.

  • Stop! Think well, then proceed. Some adventure in store for you.

Six of Hearts

  • In fall. Tropics, far off country. A divorce. Forget the past.

  • Days. Motor trips. With surprise. A wedding in near future.

Seven of Hearts

  • In the room. Lucky number. A part. Meet interesting person.

  • Near. Local. Soon. Full of promise. No cause for worry.

Eight of Hearts

  • With certainty. Your best chance coming.

  • With certainty. You’ll meet an admirer.

Nine of Hearts

  • Auspicious for your wish. A celebration, wine and music.

  • Watch good for your chance, now! Follow your opportunity wherever.

Ten of Hearts

  • Glad tidings. A sudden turn toward luck.

  • Cheerful news. Better than it looks.

Jack of Hearts

  • Favorable connection. An eccentric person likes you.

  • Friend or relative. You are eccentric.

Queen of Hearts

  • Main female character. A blonde loves you.

  • Main female character. Contentment thru a woman.

King of Hearts

  • Main male character. A cultured man.

  • Main male character. A good provider.

Ace of Spades

  • A funeral. Sickness. Accident.

  • Great vexation. A warning - beware!

Two of Spades

  • Great disappointment. Delay. A change for worse.

  • Legal papers. Bills. Serious quarrel. A sudden journey not for pleasure.

Three of Spades

  • Don’t confide in strangers. Love with your pocketbook at the right time, but think of yourself at other times.

  • Curse his (her) indifference with patience. Avoid trouble on the 3rd day of next month coming to your door,

Four of Spades

  • Disappointing news which you can turn to good account. Be guided by your dream the forth night.

  • Don’t lend to strangers. Opposition from yourself by old ideas.

Five of Spades

  • Fight bad luck on the fifth day, week, month and year.

  • A soft voiced person will cross your path, beware! Insure against loss by fire.,

Six of Spades

  • Missed your best chance. Years. Guests, unwelcome, and trouble.

  • Suffering thru affections. Winter. Something stillborn.

Seven of Spades

  • Opposition. Scandal. Indifferent mate.

  • Loss by fire or theft. The end. Out in the country. Dissension.

Eight of Spades

  • Big house, office, shop. A dark troublemaker. Irritation or spite.

  • Public building - prison. Financial loss. Grief. Accident.

Nine of Spades

  • Bad omen. Doubtful. Bad news from a distance.

  • House - Home. Hard work. A warning! Be cautious!

Ten of Spades

  • A handicap. Need and Want. You need rest.

  • Bad news. Be careful for 10 days. Discard plan.

Jack of Spades

  • Young person of opposite sex. Can’t be trusted. Bad influence.

  • Young person opposite sex. Watch out! Don’t encourage him (her).

Queen of Spades

  • A widow or divorcee. Police - detective - spy.

  • A jealous woman, a shrew. Unfair competition - cheating.

King of Spades

  • Judge, lawyer, sheriff. A lawsuit. Avoid him.

  • Consult a lawyer. A bad affair or business deal. Don’t marry him.

Ace of Diamonds

  • Realized ambition. Important letter or document. A ring.

  • Big money. Your wish granted. Advancement.

Two of Diamonds

  • Big or interesting news. Small sum of money. Belated recognition or position of honor.

  • Enjoyable trip soon. You’re marry late, but prosper. A letter, act on it at once.

Three of Diamonds

  • Trust in your lucky star. Pleasant news soon. Cheer up and act soon.

  • A little alteration will make your plan succeed. Write that letter. Don’t think of gold when you dig for it.

Four of Diamonds

  • A short separation. Loss thru your fault. A conference will benefit all concerned.

  • A visit after you reach home. Assist someone till it hurts, it will bring luck to you and yours.

Five of Diamonds

  • You can make a good investment in somebody else’s failure. A pleasant surprise.

  • Start doing your share, you’ll get unexpected help. You’ll profit thrug. astranger’s bad luck.

Six of Diamonds

  • Spring. Your lucky star rising. You should write a letter.

  • Weeks. Just a gold-digger. Soon a lot of fun. (Or a flirtation?)

Seven of Diamonds

  • Your wish come true. Everything in your favor. A pleasant surprise.

  • Desires fulfilled. Some distance away. Recovery. Improvement.

Eight of Diamonds

  • Moderate success. News of death. A slight miscarriage.

  • A good deal (transaction). Social success. Benefitting conference.

Nine of Diamonds

  • Unexpected money or present. Visit from afar.

  • An early job or engagement. A new acquisition.

Ten of Diamonds

  • Business. Money. Lucky year.

  • Wealth beyond your dreams. Good luck. Raised pay.

Jack of Diamonds

  • New interest to occupy you. A broken chain. Away from home.

  • Any change. A changeable person. Time for a change.

Queen of Diamonds

  • A nagging woman. Suffering thru flirting. News by mail.

  • A woman fond of pleasure. A rich woman. A lucky connection.

King of Diamonds

  • Follow his advice. The turning point in your life. Powerful friend.

  • Government. Rich boss. Good partner. Male relative.

There you go. If your handwriting is distinctively awful like mine, then find someone with nice handwriting to do it for you. You’ll probably want to smudge it up or scratch it up after you do the writing to make it look more dated. If nothing else it’s a chance to practice some no-fail prop making. If it doesn’t end up looking old and dated, it doesn’t have to be. It can just be something you picked up at a garage sale. Either way you end up with a one-of-a-kind looking prop you can use to capture the imagination of people who might be into that sort of thing.

Thanks to Toby for passing this along.

GLOMM Charity Auction Continues

I received this email this weekend:

You’ll have to forgive me, but before I bid on an auction promoted by an anonymous person, I’d need some sort of proof that the money is actually going to go to the cause that is supposedly being supported.

Also, I’m not a prude, but I’m not sure having a deck of cards with a penis on the back is such a great thing to include in an auction where the proceeds are theoretically going to support sexual assault victims. But maybe that’s just me. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised given that you’ve used the subject as a source for your “comedy” for some time now. —PS

First off, that’s not a penis squirting white-hot ejaculate on the back of those cards. It’s a mushroom with little fairies dancing around it.

I can’t control your sick, perverted view of things, but don’t blame me for whatever is going on in your twisted mind.

Second, as far as me using the subject of sexual assault as a source for “comedy” that’s kind of a stretch. All that I’m doing is using one of the few things I’m good at (talking trash) to bring attention to an issue. If I wrote a bunch of somber posts about the harm caused by sexual assault, no one would read those posts. So to bring some attention to the issue, when someone gets convicted of a crime, I do roast their ass in my typical writing style. But I don’t do so in a way that diminishes the severity of their crimes, or in a way that is unsympathetic towards their victims. Just in a way that brings attention to them and what they’ve done. If they didn’t want such attention, it’s very easy to avoid. So don’t lecture me about this being a subject not to be joked about. I’m not making light of it. I’m just talking shit about the perpetrators.

And finally, I admit it. You got me. I was going to pocket the money and not really donate it to charity. After 7 years I had finally put my plan into action. But you—you with your keen detective abilities—were able to foil it. I’m so mad!

It was the perfect plan! Just devote 1000s of hours of my life to working on this site. Then, hope for someone to donate something worth auctioning. Conduct my fake auction. And then run off laughing with the money in my hot little hands!

It was foolproof! Until your magnificent brain saw through it all. Agghhh!!!

I guess I’ll have to pivot and conduct a legitimate auction now. THANKS A LOT.

Here’s the deal, whoever wins the auction will not be submitting the money to me. They will be submitting the money directly to RAINN through this link.

Since launching the auction I’ve had a few emails suggesting I create a page so people can make a donation to the cause without having to bid 100s on the auction. So now anyone can donate any amount at that page.

You will still bid on the auction by emailing me. But if you just want to make a straight donation you can to RAINN in the name of the GLOMM you can DONATE HERE.

I really appreciate it.

Finally, thanks to those of you who have already bid on the auction, pushing it up to over $850 at this point.

The GLOMM Charity Auction (Current Bid $2450)

A few weeks ago, when there was a bunch of GLOMM-related activity on this site, I received the following email from Timon K.

Regarding your most recent post - I'd like to offer to auction away the last remaining copy (save for my personal one) of my book "Which Hand - Method & Philosophy" through your blog, in support of the GLOMM […]

The book was limited to 500 copies and sold out pretty much immediately. People still message me about it regularly, so I'm sure it would generate at least a little bit of cash.

So that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Over the course of the next week I am going to auction off Timon’s acclaimed book and the money made will be donated to RAINN - The Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network, which is the largest anti-sexual violence organization. I chose this organization in honor of Meadow P., who refocused attention on this issue in the magic community with her facebook post last month.

Here is some more information from Timon about the book, a copy of which recently sold for $500.

This is an impromptu, gimmickless which hand method. You do not need to touch the participant, nor do you need to ask any questions - this could, in fact, be done naked and silent (yay). I've used this on Fool Us (it was a Fooler).

Came out in 2019, limited to 500 copies and sold out in under two weeks.

The copy for auction is one I kept for sale, trade or for a good cause at some point in time, and here we are now.

Here's the original promotional text:

"The single most convincing method for the which hand effect that you will ever learn!” - Michael Murray

Now is your chance to learn the singular routine that has taken Timon across the globe for the past nine years. Not only did Timon use this routine to fool Pen and Teller, but it also secured Timon the title of the Best European Mentalist in 2016.

Now is your chance to learn the routine that Timon used to fool Penn and Teller on the hit TV show ‘Fool Us’.

Inside this book, you will learn two incredible scripts and presentations that Timon uses on an almost daily basis. This is coupled with all of the variations, subtleties and additional ideas that Timon has finessed over a nine-year period.

You will also learn Timon’s entire script writing process and his thoughts on the philosophy of magic and mentalism and there is even a bonus Q&A routine that requires nothing more than a single coin!

This is as real as it gets, no gimmicks, no questions, you just know!

The Which Hand method presented within this book is the single most convincing method you can learn to determine in which of the spectator’s hands an object is hidden. This method does not rely on gimmicks or electronics of any kind, nor is a complex verbal process involved, making it incredibly versatile.

In fact, it would be perfectly possible to perform this method with both the performer and the participant being completely silent. Taking it one step further, you could perform this being completely silent and void of any clothing. On top of that, whatever object you decide to use is completely examinable.

Lastly, you do not need to be particularly close to the participant nor do you need to touch them. All that happens, in terms of a mechanical process, is that the participant hides an object and extends their hands, as is custom in most effects of this nature. Once this is done, using the Which Hand method, we are instantly able to know where the object is hidden.

While some may think that a method fulfilling all the above conditions cannot possibly be sure-fire, we can assure you that it absolutely is. Which Hand will work 100% of the time, provided you follow the exact process laid out here and fulfil the necessary conditions to ensure the method will do its work. Do that, and soon you will feel as confident with this as with any other method you may have used before, with the added benefit of complete liberation, both in terms of not needing any special aid and in terms of creating your own presentations around this devastatingly clean method.


While Timon’s long sold-out book is the centerpiece of this auction, I’m going to add a few other bonuses to sweeten the deal, because I’ve been sent some “extra” stuff recently.

First we have Post-It Decision Maker

This is a new release from Michael Weber and Tim Trono.

As they describe it:

“A simple tool that you can slip in any wallet, money clip, purse, or pocket. It allows you to completely control the choices of others while they feel like they are making a free choice. They will believe they are deciding on the restaurant, movie, vacation spot, or anything you desire, but you are always secretly in control.”

I just got this in the mail today, in fact I was sent two (which I why I can part with one). I haven’t had a chance to perform it yet, but this is the sort of thing I like.

For more information, or if you’re not on their mailing list, you can write them here: psience.mail@gmail.com.


The second “bonus” item is Desire by Bobby H. at Dark Artifice.

Dark Artifice is a company that takes simple tricks and makes tremendous looking props with cool stories baked into them to surround those tricks. Desire is an effect that involves a lost Twilight Zone script and a prop coin that was made for the episode.

Like everything I’ve seen from Dark Artifice (I have a friend who has purchased a few of their items), this is a little piece of art.

Bobby H. sent this to me along with another product I’ll be reviewing in the upcoming newsletter. I’m giving this one up for the sake of the auction, and because my friend has a copy of this and I can always borrow his copy if I ever want to perform it.

Check out all the cool stuff Dark Artifice is putting out at their site.


And the final bonus item will be a complete set of the bonus Jerx decks from previous seasons.

The Original Jerx Deck

The Jerx Deck Squishers

The Jerx Deck Fannies

And the Mushroom Sprite deck—the most viral deck of cards ever created (I mean…I think)—which can be used to get 2.5 million views on tiktok if you so desire.

How to Bid on this Auction

You can bid on this auction by sending me an email, and letting me know who you are (if I don’t already know you) and what your max bid is. Bid increments should be at least $5 over where the bid currently stands.

I will update the current high bid on a banner at the top of this site.

The auction will end next weekend. You don’t need to know exactly when it’s going to end, because this isn’t ebay where you’re going to swoop in at the end and try and steal it away. This is for charity, for god’s sake.

Thanks to Timon for suggesting this and offering up the sole remaining free copy of his out-of-print book. Thanks to Tim, Michael, and Bobby as well. (Even though they had no idea they were going to be a part of this when they sent me their effects.)

And thanks to everyone who bids.

Testing Spectator as Magician

This testing goes back to 2019 and early 2020. We never got a chance to complete it, at least not the way I envisioned it, due to covid. And while the months passed and I kept on thinking that surely we’d have the opportunity to pick up this testing again, it still feels kind of far off. So, I decided to just release the data we had collected so far, which is mostly complete. At least complete enough to draw some conclusions from, I believe.

The original question was this, “How much does turning a routine into a Spectator as Magician plot, improve the reaction to the trick?” In other words, if you take where the magician does the impressive bit (reading a mind, for example) and reframe it so that the spectator is the one doing the magic, is there a significant increase in the impact of the trick?

To test this we needed to strip the trick down to the barest elements to see if just that reframing alone was enough to make the trick stronger. We wanted to compare a “plain” magician-focused trick to a “plain” Spectator as Magician effect.

So the first effect we used was a mind-reading trick of a two-digit number.

This first part actually goes back to 2017 when we tested the trick on 24 people

12 people saw this effect:

“I want you to think of a two-digit number. Concentrate on the number and I’m going to try and read your mind.” Magician writes something down and sets pencil aside. “What number were you thinking of?” Magician reveals that number is what he wrote down.

12 people saw this effect :

“I would like you to try and read my mind. I’m going to write down a two-digit number and concentrate on it.” Magician writes down a number and sets the pencil aside. “I want you to see if you can read my mind and tell me what two-digit number I’m thinking of.” Spectator names a number and the magician reveals that’s the number he wrote down.

Now, I don’t have the data from the 2017 testing on me, but the overall rating for “strength” of the effect was almost the same regardless of which variation we were talking about. On a scale of 1-10 the Spectator as Magician version score averaged .2 points higher than the Magician-focused version. There was not a significant difference in regard to the strength of the effect.

In 2019, we had a lot more money to put towards testing and we looked at the subject again, this time with a much larger group of people. Over the course of 13 months, or so, 50 people saw the first version of the 2-digit number trick. 40 people saw the 2nd version of the 2-digit number effect (Spec as Magician version). In addition, 50 people saw a trick where the magician read their mind to know what card they were thinking of, and 40 other people had the experience where they were able to pick out the card the magician was thinking of.

None of these groups overlapped.

The people who took part in this testing also saw other tricks for various purposes while they were with us. But whichever simple trick mentioned above that they saw was the first trick they were shown and they rated it before seeing anything else. So any of the other tricks they may have seen in their testing session wouldn’t have affected the scores they gave for the effects in this testing.

This time, the effects were rated on the “impossibility” of the effect, and also how much they enjoyed the trick. Both on a scale of 1-10, where a 5 would be “average.” (Very important to understand that 5 is not bad, it’s average.). Because there was no real presentation accompanying these effects, you wouldn’t expect the “enjoyment” score to be all that high.

2-Digit Number Mind-Reading - Magician as Magician Version

Impossibility Score: 6.3

Enjoyment Score: 6

2-Digit Number Mind-Reading - Spectator as Magician Version

Impossibility Score: 6.3

Enjoyment Score: 6.2

Card Mind-Reading - Magician as Magician Version

Impossibility Score: 5.8

Enjoyment Score: 5.7

Card Mind-Reading - Spectator as Magician Version

Impossibility Score: 6.0

Enjoyment Score: 6.0

Is there anything to be learned here. At first blush, maybe not much. The numbers are all kind of bunched up in the same place. That’s not surprising, as 6-6.5 is usually where a solid but “small” trick ranks for impossibility. By “small” I mean something like knowing a number, knowing a word, a sandwich trick, a quick coin vanish. That sort of trick without much presentation usually scores in that range .

Where there is maybe something a little more interesting to look at is where we asked people to describe the effect.

Only 3 of the 40 people who saw the Spectator as Mindreader version of the 2-digit number trick described the trick as anything like a “Spectator as Mindreader” effect. One person wrote down that the effect involved him being able to know what number the magician had written down. And two other people said something like, “The magician gave me the power to read his mind.”

But almost all the other 37 responses put the power back with the magician. “The magician predicted the number I said.” “The magician knew what number I would say.” That sort of thing.

The card effect did better, with 10 out of the 40 people describing the effect in terms that somehow they were able to remove the card the magician was thinking of from the deck. And those that did describe it that way also gave somewhat higher scores for the Impossibility and Enjoyment ratings. But those scores were only slightly higher, and still only 25% of the spectators described the trick as being something they did.

So most people saw the Spectator as Magician plot as no different from the Magician-focused plot. I’ve always had my suspicions that was likely to be the case, but I was still surprised how few people described the effect as being something they had a hand in. Now, if I had to guess, I think if we really drilled down with these people they would remember that the effect was supposed to be them doing the mind-reading. But I think it’s so transparent a ruse that they were perhaps embarrassed to describe it that way. (It would be like if Kareem Abdul-Jabbar picked you up so you could stuff the ball through the hoop, you’d be embarrassed to say to people, “Oh yeah, I can dunk.”)

So just telling someone, “You’re doing this!” Doesn’t actually reframe the effect in most people’s minds. Unfortunately, in many Spectator as Magician effects, there is little going on besides the switching of cause and effect. (From, “I’m going to write down the number you’re thinking” to “You’re going to think of the number I wrote down,” for example.) And I think people either just fail to see the difference or they just don’t bother putting any credence into it.

I do think the Spectator as Magician/Mentalist plot can be very strong, and I’ve laid out how I go about making it the most powerful I can in this post. Basically you need to do something so that the experience feels abnormal for the spectator (you’ll see the details in that post). You need to give them a new/different sensation that they can then associate with the act of reading someone’s mind (or whatever the effect is). Without that sensation they just feel completely normal, yet you’re telling them they did something they know they can’t do. You need to give them something different to latch onto as being part of this experience which leads to this temporary ability to do whatever.

That’s the best way I’ve found to let the spectator really feel like maybe they’ve done something out of the ordinary and to wring the greatest impact out of Spectator as Magician effects.