Mailbag #21

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The contest I mentioned in yesterday’s post will actually happen tomorrow. Sorry for teasing your little nutties like this.

Is Haim Goldenberg a supporter of yours? Or are you Haim Goldenberg? He pretty much just took your Coronavirus Magic Day #3 post and is now marketing it as a trick called CAMfabulation. I hope you’re getting a taste.—CA

A number of people wrote me about this. Look, It would not surprise me in the least if he read that post and decided to put his handling out as a download. Nor would it surprise me at all if he just came to the idea himself. It’s not so unique an idea that other people wouldn’t have it as well.

I’m not looking at it as anything nefarious. I just see a situation where the readers of this site got the basic idea earlier and for free because I’m a sweetheart.

My issue with Haim’s version is that the prediction is in an envelope. I’ve tried the trick with a prediction in an envelope. The reactions are nowhere near as good as when the prediction is in view from the beginning. Even just holding a dummy billet in my left fingertips throughout the whole process and switching it in for the accurate prediction when opening it up gets a better response than a prediction in an envelope.

Trust me. I’ve been performing variations on this for years. I first mentioned a version of this effect five years ago on this site, and I was doing it for years before that. If the prediction is completely hidden, then it needs to be complex, not something you could have just scribbled off camera. However, if the prediction can be seen in some manner then you can get away with writing the prediction yourself in real time.

Your audience will tell you this, by the way, if you use a hidden prediction. There will be a moment of surprise and then they’ll say, “Wait… did you just write/draw that off screen while we were talking?” It’s a very straight-line solution. But, if they feel they were able to see the prediction the whole time, then you have something that is much more difficult to backtrack.

I've long taken your advice to invest in my happiness to heart and I think it might bear repeating on the blog.  For those of us who are able to work remotely and thus have no disruption to income, but will not be spending money on entertainment in the near future, we might consider donating that money to the artists we enjoy who are especially hurt by the situation.  Now more than ever is the time to show our support in a financial way. —CC

Yes, definitely. Those of us who haven’t been significantly affected by this situation financially should do what we can to sort of spread the wealth in whatever way we can. Especially to those who weren’t at a job with a regular paycheck and thus wont be getting unemployment benefits—freelancers, gig economy folks, that sort of thing.

That reminds me… are there any web designers out there who would be interested in redesigning this site? I’m pretty much happy with the way it is, and prefer to keep it simple. But your creativity may exceed mine in this ares and if you have an idea for some way to change it up while maintaining the simplicity and the esthetic of it, I’m open to hearing pitches.

Do you think magicians are going to have to reconsider touching people? —AG

This isn’t really an issue for the social magician. You should already have some sense of the boundaries of the people you’re performing for, so once we get back to normal, you should perform within those boundaries. There are some people who wouldn’t be comfortable even touching hands before all of this, so obviously I wouldn’t do anything that involved touch with them. Then there are other people who are much more liberal with their physical touch. Those people may be fine with anything: hand holding, close whispering, putting hands in each other’s pockets, swapping gum, hugging, touching various body parts, whatever. Sure, you may want to re-establish your boundaries with them when this is all over, but I think anything is still on the table. If you’re not good at picking up on people’s comfort level, then you probably should just keep to yourself.

For the professional, it’s a different story. I forget who the mentalist was, but I believe it was someone well known. He would pull a coin envelope out of his pocket, have something put inside, and then ask the spectator to lick the flap while he held it. His dirty fucking pocket envelope! It’s astonishing the lack of insight some performers have.

The simple rule for the professional performer (even if there had never been a virus outbreak) is that if you wouldn’t cross a physical boundary with a stranger in a non-performing situation, then it’s not something you should do in a performing situation. You might say, “Yes, but it’s my art, and to do it as I want to, I need to hold their hand and caress their cheek.” No you don’t. You almost certainly don’t really need to touch anyone anywhere. You’re a magician, not a proctologist. If you feel you absolutely have to touch someone for an effect, then get permission before you identify your spectator. What I mean is, I’ll see performers bring someone on stage and then be like, “Is it okay if I [hold your hand, touch your forehead, etc]?” But at that point you’re essentially coercing the person into going along with it using social pressure. And frequently the audience can tell the person feels super awkward. It’s so much better to just eliminate that before you choose someone. “For this next piece I’ll need a volunteer. Before you raise your hand, just know that for this to work I’m going to need to invade your personal space a little and rest my hands on the top of your head. So if that would make you feel uncomfortable, don’t volunteer.” That may feel like an unnecessary step to some of you, but I think by getting it out of the way early on, you don’t have to interrupt the flow of the effect once you’re in it, because you know the other person is down to clown.

Look, no one likes ratcheting up the physical interaction with people in a trick more than me. For god’s sake, I wrote about fingering a girl with a D’lite on your hand so you can make light shine out from her vagina. But I was saying that’s something you could do for someone you already had that level of intimacy with. I wasn’t like, “Here’s a good idea for you trade-show performers.”

Fred Durst Did It All... For This?

I know you’re thinking that’s a really dumb joke and that nobody more than ten years older or ten years younger than me will even get it, and even if they do, it won’t make them laugh. But actually you’re wrong. It’s actually a good and smart joke that will bring much laughter to nice people. AMBA, The Academy for Magical Blog Arts sent me this trophy in recognition of what a good joke it is.

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Okay, look, I wasn’t even supposed to be posting today. Get off my back.

My time is being spent working on the newsletter that’s going out tomorrow. When I went from a quarterly newsletter to 10 times a year, I anticipated each one to be about 12 pages. But this one has gotten much longer and taken more time than I anticipated. Supporters will be receiving it tomorrow evening.

Also in tomorrow’s post I will be announcing a contest. Usually nothing on this site is super time-sensitive, but in this case you’ll only have a couple of days to get your entry in, so make sure to check back soon as it it’s going to be a good one.

These Are A Few of My Favorite Books

For this non-magic Sunday, I thought I’d mention some of my favorite non-magic books.

I wouldn’t necessarily call these “recommendations” because I don’t really trust my judgment in books. I know that I liked these books a lot. But I don’t know if that means anything. When I read books that are supposed to be good—like the classics, I mean—I’m often like, “Huh? This blows.” But who am I to question the wisdom of the ages? I’m probably just too dumb to appreciate them. So I’m not sure what that says about the books I love.

I will give as little plot info as possible because I pretty much hate knowing anything about a book going into it. Hopefully just enough to see if it’s a book that might appeal to you.

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A Simple Plan by Scott Smith - Three men find a small crashed plane and a bag full of money inside of it. This is one of my favorite suspense novels of all time. There is just an overwhelming sense of dread throughout the book. There’s something about the straightforward tone of the narration and the way the story unfolds that is particularly unsettling.

His only other book is a horror novel called The Ruins which is also really good.

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Blood Crazy by Simon Clark - An apocalyptic horror thriller where everyone in the world over the age of 19 is filled with a murderous desire to kill children. Did Charles Dickens do this already? Maybe. Anyway I found it to be a really enjoyable read.

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Candyfreak by Steve Almond - I have an 8-year-old’s appreciation for candy. I never grew out of it. This book is written by a self-proclaimed candyfreak who travels the United States visiting a bunch of regional candy makers. So it’s a few of my favorite things wrapped into one book: candy, road trips, small businesses, Americana.

“Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.”

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Harpo Speaks by Harpo Marx - I don’t even have any particular affection for the Marx Brothers, but this is probably my favorite autobiography/memoir. I feel his lifestyle is one worthy of emulation. It’s a feel good book.



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Replay by Ken Grimwood - One of my favorite sub-genres in movies and novels is stories that take place in time loops—where a character returns to and relives a certain period of time over and over. And this is probably my favorite example of that type of story.


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The Tooth Fairy by Graham Joyce - A dark-fantasy coming-of-age story. I once read a description that said it was part Brothers Grimm and part Stephen King’s, The Body (which became the movie Stand By Me). That sort of gets the tone right. I tend to value story over the quality of the writing, but with this book, both are really wonderful.

The Unskippables

A new series for Song Saturdays featuring songs that—according to Apple Music—I’ve never skipped when they’ve come up on shuffle.

The Start of Something by Voxtrot (Austin, Texas - 2004)

Imagine a sort of peppy sounding version of The Smiths. Such a great song.

Down the Train Line by Stranger and Patsy (Jamaica - 1967)

If you asked me if I like reggae, I would so, “No mon. It is not irie.” But what do I know, because I love this song. I’m a big fan of boy/girl vocals and really like this combination of Stranger Cole and Patsy Todd. Came out on everyone’s favorite Jamaican record label, and Pornhub search term: Gay Feet records.

Bedroom Eyes by Dum Dum Girls (Los Angeles, California - 2011)

60s-inspired, hazy surf-pop-rock. I’m so bummed this group broke up back in 2016. No one is doing this sound quite a good as they did. And on top of being super talented, they’re just about the most beautiful group of musicians you’ve ever seen. I fall in love every time I watch them perform.

Are You Gonna Waste My Time by Zeus (Toronto, Canada - 2012)

"Classic rock” is still being made. This holds up with the best of anything that came out of the 70s.

Ah shit, I was in a Zeus rabbit-hole on youtube after writing this post and I came across this kind of backyard concert sort of thing from 2012 that was just uploaded a week ago. I love the band and the sound quality is great, so I really enjoyed watching it. But more than anything, the video made me excited to go out and be around people again. I won’t take that for granted again anytime soon.

A Post for Troubled Times

One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to my Lord.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.

This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you.
Also, I’m Michael Ammar."

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Muddy the Waters

Just wanted to share with you that I loved your coronavirus-inspired presentation for invisible deck. I’ve been performing tricks every day with my coworkers via WebEx to break up the day, and yours was the perfect presentation. Minds were blown. I think the reaction was better than when I do the classic ID presentation or a mentalism-based presentation. —DM

Yup. This has been my experience as well. It’s a real good thing.

And there is a more universally useful concept in there than just a presentation for the Invisible Deck. It’s something I want to experiment with more when I have the opportunity.

Basically the idea is to give people a method that you won’t actually be using to sort of distract their mind. In the case of the “Inverted Card” presentation, I talk about sleights and feeling the heat coming from the card a spectator handled. So when you do the trick and it clearly doesn’t use those techniques, I think they’re more fooled than they might be otherwise. Certainly anyone who has done the ID regularly has had someone suggest that you just turned the card over without them seeing it. If they don’t know what’s going to happen, they don’t know to make note of how cleanly you’re handling the deck. By bringing up the idea of sleight-of-hand and telling them where the trick is going from the start, you eliminate that Easy Answer.

I’m not suggesting all tricks should be framed this way, but I think it’s something that could be useful for certain effects.

Here’s a related idea. If I have someone write down a word on a business card and I put it in my wallet and then guess the word, a certain percentage of people will think I somehow saw the word, they may even suspect the wallet. But, what if I did this… what if I had someone write down a two digit number, under 50, with both digits being odd, and different from each other. And I put that card in my wallet and then I guess correctly that they thought of the number 37. After this I explain the general idea behind how it works. How there are much fewer options than there first appears, and how some numbers are more psychologically appealing, or whatever. Now I say, “I’m trying something similar with words. Write down any word on this card.” I put it away in my wallet and then guess what they’re thinking. I would bet, in that situation, less people would guess that I had somehow peeked the word.

I can’t say for certain that’s true. I’ve never tested it. Maybe I will someday. But I feel like people have a limited amount of processing power to consider how tricks are done. And if you offer up another method (whether you suggest it’s something you’re using or something you’re not using) a part of their mind becomes occupied considering that method and they will have a harder time deducing what’s actually being done.

I’ll let you know if I pursue this idea any further.

We Still Got It!

Over 15 years ago, in November of 2004, I put this post on my old magic blog…

Once Again, We're The Tops! 

We blew the competition away on this one!

Search Terms (#of Hits on Google)

1. “magician” "child molester" (836)
2. “mailman” "child molester" (469)
3. "Sunday school teacher" "child molester"(237)
4. "gym teacher" "child molester" (186)
5. “juggler” "child molester" (156)
6. "piano teacher" "child molester" (110)
7. “ventriloquist” "child molester" (108)
8. "gymnastics coach" "child molester" (33)
9. "karate instructor" "child molester" (25)
10. "origami master" "child molester" (0)

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Here now is the updated list for 2020. And while there’s been some shifts in the list, it hasn’t affected our #1 ranking. We’re still crushing it, baby!

1. “magician” "child molester" (131,000)
2. “mailman” "child molester" (71,500)
3. ”juggler” "child molester" (31,000)
4.. "Sunday school teacher" "child molester" (18,200)
5.. "gym teacher" "child molester" (12,400)
6. ”ventriloquist” “child molester” (11,300)
7. "piano teacher" "child molester" (10,700)
8. "gymnastics coach" "child molester" (4510)
9. "karate instructor" "child molester" (2840)
10. "origami master" "child molester" (43)

Of course, this isn’t very scientific, but it does give you a sense of how frequently these things are associated.

You might say I’m cooking the numbers a little because I didn’t include a search for “clown” + “child molester.” That gets over three times the results that magician does. But before you start crowing too much about that, realize that most of those clowns also do some magic. So it probably only adds to our numbers.

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