GLOMM Lodges

We now have five official GLOMM Lodges.

GLOMM Lodge #1: The Does
West Lafayette, Indiana

GLOMM Lodge #2: The Mastodons
Melbourne, Australia

GLOMM Lodge #3: The Coyotes
Eugene, Oregon

GLOMM Lodge #4: The Otters
Sacramento, California

GLOMM Lodge #5: The Ghost Shrimp
Savannah Georgia

How To Get Your Own GLOMM Lodge

To request a GLOMM Lodge for your area, send me an email with:

  • The names of the people who would make up this local lodge (there must be at least three)

  • Your location

  • A contact email I can give to anyone else who lives in your area who may be interested in joining your group

After I have that, I will assign you a lodge number and a mascot (which I determine by consulting a masot-giving oracle).

What’s the point of the mascot? I don’t know. Just another way to differentiate the groups beyond location and number. And it gives you branding opportunities. If the guys in Eugene want to do a GLOMM shirt with a coyote doing card fans, they’re free to.

Plus, once we have a mere 1024 Lodges, we will be conducting a 10-Round, single-elimination softball tournament. So having the mascots in place now will set the stage for that when the time comes.

What should you do with your GLOMM Lodge buddies? I don’t know or care. The GLOMM is a decentralized magic organization. It exists so I can kick people out of it. So you can get together and do magic stuff. Or eat pizza. Or go on a tour of the Celestial Seasonings tea factory. Your local GLOMM is whatever you want it to be.

Just to clarify something, the GLOMM is its own thing, separate from the Jerx. It’s not the Jerx’s magic organization.

There is no Jerx magic organization. I don’t really believe in hanging out with other magicians. I hang out with cool people.