Updates 1/27

As of the end of today, all the 2019 rewards packages will have shipped. That means if you’re in the US you definitely should have yours by the end of the week. Outside of the US it’s always hard to tell. You should have it sometime between next week and Easter 2026. I don’t really understand how international mail works. Apparently there are times when they’ll just set your package aside and stare at it for a week and half or so before sending it on to its destination.

On Friday, the final X-Comm newsletter for the 2019 Season will be sent to subscribers.

In early February I’ll reach out to current supporters and see if they want to sign on for another year. If so, we’ll start up again Mid-February.

Updates 1/20

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Everyone have fun at Magifest?

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I was a little skeeved out by Josh standing outside this room, wearing a propeller beanie and little shorts, licking a giant lollipop. When I tried to get a peek in the room he pushed me away and said, “No adults allowed! This is a place for us kids to be naughty.” Uhm… okay. Sure thing, dude.

For Supporters:

  • Reward packages continue to go out, they will all be sent by a week from today.

  • The final newsletter for this season will arrive on the 31st.

  • The digital appendix is live. Info on that was sent in an email last Thursday.

For Everyone:

  • The site will return in mid-February. The exact date will come soon.

  • Some people have asked about supporting for 2020. Those slots will be offered to 2019 supporters first, and any unclaimed ones will then be made available here around mid-February.

Updates 1/13

If you’re a supporter of the site you should have received an email on Saturday with the shipping details for your rewards package. If you don’t think you got this email, check your spam. If it’s not there, you’re probably not in the email account that associated with your paypal, which is the default where I send such emails. So check that email address too. (If you don’t find it there, email me.) I can’t send you your package until you complete the steps there, so please do so when you can.

I’m also in the process of reaching out to people who emailed me to be on the waiting list for the 2019 support package for some of the “overage” copies printed by the book printer. I’m going to work through that list chronologically until those copies are gone.

Today I want to offer you a sneak peek at The Jerx Deck #3, which will be coming in your 2019 reward package.

It’s a deck 16 years in the making.

In 2004 I wrote…

I read an effect once and the effect required you to do a bit of fishing in order to figure out which card a spectator was thinking of. At one point in the effect you had to ask, "Was it a cherry-colored card?" And I've seen people use this line at least a couple of times in my life. In the effect I was reading it said that women will most often think of red cards so this is a pretty safe line if used on a woman, and if she didn't think of a red card there is an "out." The "out" is that you say, "Well, there are black cherries." 

Now, it's one thing if you consider that a joke (I don't, because I think jokes should be funny), but is it in any way an out? An "out" implies something subtle that makes something (a prediction or a statement) that is incorrect seem correct. But there's no way that cherry-colored shit could be considered an out in my mind. Why not just do this: Someone chooses a card and you say, "Was it a red card?" If they say "no," your out is "Well, then it was a black card." That's just as clever an out as the "black cherries" thing.

In 2016 I came up with a shockingly brilliant improvement of this concept.

Just use a deck with pink and brown suits, instead of red and black.

Then, if you are an American, travel to England. If you're British, travel to America.

Then, when you need to fish for the color of the card, you say:

“You picked a fanny colored card.”

This cunningly capitalizes on the fact that Americans use “fanny” to mean butt. And in England they use it to mean berginuh.

Hold on, let me spell check that…

Sorry… vagina.

So, for example, as an American in Britain, I would say to my audience:

‘You picked a fanny colored card!’

If they say yes, then I know it’s a pink card.

If they say no, then I say. “It wasn’t a brown card?”

They’ll admit that it was and then say, “But you said it was fanny-colored.”

Then I say, “Oh, how silly of me. I forgot where I was. You know that in America ‘fanny’ refers to the butt. So I meant the card was brown, like a butthole.”

It’s simplicity itself!

But we’ve lacked the deck needed to do it correctly.

Until now…

Introducing The Jerx Deck #3.

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My Favorite Music of 2019

[Brief Update: If you were a supporter of the Jerx in 2019, you will be getting an email this weekend to get your shipping fee and address. We’re ahead of schedule with the rewards packages and they should start going out sometime next week.]

As I’ve done in years prior, today I’m posting some of my favorite songs and music videos from last year.

If you haven’t seen these posts in the past, my taste in music leans towards indie-pop, rock, garage, punk, rap, and sub more obscure sub-genres. I won’t be listing a bunch of radio hits here. Any good ones you already know.

I like sharing music because I know not everyone has the time to make it a priority in their life like maybe they did when they were young. So if that’s you and our tastes overlap at all, here’s a chance for me to share some stuff you otherwise might have missed.

I purchased 90 new albums in 2019 and sampled many hundred more. Here were the songs that made an impact.

Favorite Punk Album of 2019 - Morbid Stuff by Pup (Toronto, Ontario)

Not hardcore punk, more pop-punk, but still with a bit of an edge. I love the energy of this album. And they came out with a couple of great videos as well. There was one for the song “Kids,” which is kind of like a janky episode of Black Mirror.

The video below I like even more. The concept is great. They sent out a song for people to cover before they had released the song. So they gave them the lyrics and the general chords, but nobody really knew what the song sounded like when they were covering it. The video starts off with their attempts before transitioning into the actual song.

Favorite Jangle Pop Song of 2019 - 4am by the Maureens (Utrecht, Netherlands)

Great harmonies in this one.

Favorite Dream-Pop Song of 2019 - Shangri-La by Fox Grin (Atlanta, Georgia)

This has a late 90s feel to me. It may be the video though. Pretty song (and pretty video).

Favorite Song I Would Have Put at the End of a Mix-Tape for a Chick I Liked in High School - Your Hand In Mine by The Bedside Kites (Tampa, Florida)

I feel bad for you kids who don’t get to make mix tapes and CDs anymore. That was like a major way of connecting and flirting in my day (much in the same way I’m connecting and flirting with you now). it’s not the same to send a playlist. The only time I really ever think that I’m living in a computer simulation is when I think that humans have been around for a couple hundred thousand years and it just so happened that my youth coincided with the 20 years that mix-tapes and CDs were a thing? That seems unlikely.

You didn't want to make your mix-tape all love songs, or you come across as a little needy/corny. The first song should send some kind of message and the last song should always be a sweet little number where you’re essentially saying, “This is me talking to you.”

This is the song that would have ended my 2019 mixtape if I was crushing on you in 10th grade. A simple, summery, sweet number called Your Hand In Mine.

Well I waited around
For  you to come around
And  I am thinking about
The way your hand fits in my hand

Favorite Throwback Song - Rushing the Acid Frat by Stephen Malkmus (Portland, Oregon)

If you liked the sound of Pavement in the 90s, this new song from Stephen Malkmus could have been pulled from one of those old albums.

Favorite Psychedelic Song of 2019 - Paint Euphrosyne Blue by the Lucille Furs (Chicago, Illinois)

Straight 60s style psychedelic-pop.

Favorite Depressing Tune of 2019 - Northsiders by Christian Lee Hudson (Los Angeles, California)

Favorite Power Pop Song of 20919 - A Place in the Sun by Telekinesis (Seattle, Washington)

A great song. But it’s probably my top power-pop song this year because of the video. I like watching people dance by themselves.

According to iTunes, My Most Played Song of 2019 - Blackout Control by Spendtime Palace (Costa Mesa, California)

I don’t know if this was my favorite song of the year, but it’s definitely up there. The chorus flows in a way I find very satisfying, and the video cracks me up.

Favorite Album of 2019 - Don’t You Think You’ve Had Enough? by Bleached (Los Angeles, California)

Bleached is probably in my top five current bands, and this album achieved something rare for me in that every song on it was added to my main playlist. Usually, even when I really like an album, there are a couple songs I never need to hear again and I douche them out. But with this album, everything made the cut.

Throughout their catalog of music you will hear the sounds of the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. But they always feel vital and of this time for me.

They pumped out a bunch of videos for this album. Here are a few below.

This next song isn’t a typical rock song. It’s 2:45 worth of build-up to a 30-second, fuzzed-out payoff. And, although it’s not very ambitious, it’s a one-shot music video. Something I always enjoy. And I like how you see clues that they’re setting up for something bigger throughout the opening portion.

Other Favorite Music Videos of 2019

Museum District by Minor Poet (Richmond, Virginia)

I really like this song by Minor Poet and the video makes me laugh because—for a reason I can’t quite figure out—they’re re-making Good Will Hunting.

Vossi Bop by Stormzy (Croydon, UK) and Boasty by Wiley (London, UK)

Both of these videos were directed by Henry Scholfield. I find his use of motion really mesmerizing. Both the things on camera, and the motion of the camera itself.

Everyday by Weyes Blood (Los Angles, California)

I came to this song late in 2019 and it’s been really growing on me since I found it. It mixes a beautiful song that sounds like it could have come straight from 1970 with the esthetic of early 80s horror flicks. It’s pretty great.

Other favorites from this year:

Ex-Hex - Rainbow Shiner
White Reaper - Might Be Right
V.V. Lightbody - Car Alarm (Put it on your make-out mix.)
Holy Now - All the Time
Deep State - Time Unrivaled
Telekinesis - Cut the Quick
Holiday Ghosts - Thinking of You
that dog - Old LP (I love when rock bands try something big and orchestral. The song starts around 6:15, but you may want to watch the rest for context.)

Here’s a Spotify playlist of these songs and albums for those who get their music that way.

The Impulse of Will - How to Get Things Done

Happy New Year!

2019 was the year I became a life coach by accident. I was consulting on a project for this guy and our conversations became less professional and more personal as the project came to an end. Not personal in a, “What are you wearing and how big are your testicles?” sort of way, but just in the sense that we started talking about his broader goals and life ambitions.

I’m very pragmatic about this sort of stuff. You want to accomplish X? Okay, what are the steps to accomplish X? Okay… well… take those steps. Problem solved. For people who overthink every last dumb detail of their lives, this sort of directness is appreciated but doesn’t come naturally.

“You give good advice,” he told me. “Would you be able to work with me as a life coach?” he asked?

“No, that’s not going to happen,” I said.

“I’ll give you $500 a month for a one hour phone call, once a month, for the next 6 months.”

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$500 for one hour of my time each month seemed like a pretty great deal. “Sweet,” I thought, “Once this takes off I can shit-can that stupid magic blog.” (Just kidding, I love this stupid magic blog.)

But what I realized was this… I wasn’t getting paid $500 for a one-hour phone call. I was getting paid 70 cents an hour to take on someone else’s issues for a full month. I wasn’t just taking on his concerns and questions during that one hour, they were with me all the time. Looked at that way, it didn’t seem like as good a deal.

But, I stuck to our agreement and he ended up accomplishing a personal goal in four months that he had been working on for 14 years, and he felt it was due to my assistance. I don’t know about that. I think it just helped to have someone to feel accountable towards, and to be paying that person $500/month. That probably makes you want to make it worth it.

I asked him if there was one concept we talked about that he found most helpful and what he mentioned is what I’m going to tell you now…


This is the type of thing that maybe won’t resonate with most of you, but it works for me and some of the people in my life.

It’s based on the notion that getting things done is easier than you think.

I’ve written four books, 12 issues of a magazine, dozens of newsletters, and 1000 or so posts in the past few years and I always hit my deadlines, even though I don’t consider myself someone who naturally has great self-control or time management skills.

You might think it takes willpower or self-discipline to do things, but I don’t think that’s true in most cases.

Resisting doing things (not eating a doughnut, not smoking crack, not spending your kid’s college fund on prostitutes or beanie babies) takes willpower and discipline.

But actually doing things is something else altogether.

Let’s imagine you need to mow your lawn. “I need to mow my lawn” you think, but it’s not something you want to do. So instead of mowing your lawn, you get online and screw around on there for a while. Then you watch some TV for a bit. Then you get back online. Then you rearrange your playing card collection. Then you watch more TV. Hours pass. It may happen that you actually don’t mow your lawn that day. But eventually, you mow your lawn.

Once you start the process of mowing the lawn, it doesn’t really take any willpower to continue. There’s not much of a chance of you stopping halfway and going back inside.

So you aren’t exerting any willpower/discipline while you’re procrastinating, and you aren’t exerting any willpower/discipline while you’re actually doing the activity.

The only time your “will” plays any role in this is in that brief moment when you decide to stop what you’re doing and go mow the lawn. It’s not an extended effort of willpower. It’s just an impulse of will that flips the switch from not doing something to doing something.

You don’t have to become a master of self-discipline, all you have to do is get better at flipping that switch with less delay. All your effort needs to be focused on just that one moment. You don’t have to worry about the full hour-long walk, you just need to flip the switch to get yourself up and put your shoes on and head out the door. You don’t need to worry about writing the whole chapter, you just need to flip the switch that gets you off the couch and on the computer writing that first sentence.

But how do you get better at flipping that switch?

You just create a magic trigger that flips the switch for you.

The trigger can be anything. it can be an action (pressing your right thumb into your left palm). It can be a word or phrase. It can be something you whistle or hum. My magic trigger is the first line of a song, so whenever I want to make myself do something, I just say, sing, hum, or tap out the rhythm to that line of the song and it magically makes me do whatever it is I know I want myself to do.

It gets stronger the more you use it, so I use it for all things big and small, whenever I want to invoke its power.

The trigger automatically flips the switch and now you’re doing the thing you want to make yourself do. Whether that be mowing the lawn, starting work on a project, approaching an attractive stranger, or closing the laptop and going to bed. You say your trigger and that signifies the end of any debate in your head. You say the trigger and get going. It works because you want it to work. It works because the part of your brain that wants to accomplish things also wants to have a magic trigger that somehow compels you to work on things.

So it’s a two step process:

First, understand that getting something done is not a matter of discipline that you need to maintain in the long-term. It’s simply a matter of flipping that switch. You may look at a task—writing a chapter in a book, say—and find it daunting, as it feels like it would require 8 hours of discipline. But it doesn’t really, it just requires enough discipline for you to initiate an impulse of will to get you to start doing it. Yes, you may feel a desire to stop doing something after you start, but that’s a weaker force than the inertia that prevents you from getting started in the first place.

Second, create a trigger—a word or action—that represents the flipping of the switch to get started. That way it’s not some free-flowing, ambiguous moment of inspiration that you hope to tap into. Instead, you create that moment by saying your trigger word.

So now, as long as you act as if you have a magic trigger, you’ll have one. (This is similar to the idea of the Magic Book in the JAMM issue 12).

But Andy, this is just a mental trick. There’s no real magic trigger. I could very well say my trigger word and then not do the thing too.

Yeah, no shit. That’s all everything is. If I said, “Here’s how not to get run over by a train. Walk next to the tracks., not on the tracks.” You could say, “Hey, that’s just a mental trick, I can still decide to walk on the tracks and get hit by a train.” Yeah, sure, dummy, you can do whatever you want.

This is a just a mindset thing that I—and some people I know—find helpful. I don’t really think of myself as self-motivated, or self-disciplined, I figure I have a good 30 seconds of discipline in me every day. But it only takes a couple of seconds to go from not doing something to starting in on it, so that 30 seconds is enough to get me on the right track multiple times throughout the day.

That’s all. Hope you all had a good holiday. I’m enjoying the shit out of myself. 2020 is going to be sweet. I’ll drop back in soon. xoxo

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